This Makes Me Sick!

After denying their romance (gagging noises start now), RiRi the Crib Robber & [my future husband] Chris Brown were spotted in a pool in Jamaica. She supposedly didn't want to get her [2 inch] hair wet so Chris held her up in the water the whole time. I am so hating this trick right now.

The Number ONE Reason I Hate LSU...

I LOVE the SEC (Southeastern Conference). It has some of the best football you will ever see. Personally, I'm a Gator fan and usually I don't hate on other SEC teams because we go into bowl games and whoop ass but watch the video below to see another reason I am hating LSU even more this season. Not only did LSU cheat in TWO games this season to win (v. Florida & v. Alabama - I can give you the exact scenario of what happened if you want), but they are dickheads and classless. You let these kids eat nothing but pork fat all day, beef up to eight hundred pounds just so that you can have a great defense. I won't lie or hate on their defense because they were the best this year in the entire NCAA but I don't know if they teach these damn boys (or fans) anything but football. I think I might hit the next asshole I see supporting LSU. Watch this video with these dumb ass LSU fans. Please note that 95% of the athletes for LSU's major teams (mens & womens basketball, as well as football) are BLACK!

Tarnishing the Dream Team

To the left is a pic of the Patriot's coach Bill Belichick. His reputation as a coach is damn near destroyed after people started digging and found out that he's been [illegally] videotaping the defensive signals of other teams. If you didn't know, the Pats went 16-0 this year but lost in the Superbowl to the NY Giants. Earlier in the season Billy boy was fined half a million while the Pats organization was fined a quarter of a million because they were found guilty of spying. So, now that the season is over, they've made record books and all, why is it just now that NFL heads are talking about the fact that Bill has been taping since 2000?!? I hope the NFL decides to dig even deeper and uncover the truth.

Link: Belichick has been taping since 2000

And You Wore This Outside Because...

I'm not going to say that people can't go out on a limb and try new things. If you want to put on neon stockings under your little black dress and wear open toe pumps, go right ahead but I can't figure out what British singer Lily Allen was thinking with this floral fiasco & hair do. And she wore this to Elle Magazine's Style Awards. No word of whether or not she actually won anything but I'm hoping not.