This Makes Me Sick!

After denying their romance (gagging noises start now), RiRi the Crib Robber & [my future husband] Chris Brown were spotted in a pool in Jamaica. She supposedly didn't want to get her [2 inch] hair wet so Chris held her up in the water the whole time. I am so hating this trick right now.

I Would Kill You For

I have been praying for some time now for God to send me some money so I can buy a Herve Leger dress. They pretty much start at a cool grand but the vintage stuff is almost priceless. Idk who Joss Stone had to sleep with to get this dress, but I'd kill her for it. [Not literally of course]. I know the colors are a little bright but I'm naturally tan and they wouldn't be a problem. I don't see why Mr. Leger's orignials didn't take off in the first place because anyone can look fab in his stuff. He sold his namesake to Max Azria a couple years back and now the bandage trend has taken off. Um...is anyone willing to donate to my Leger fund?